Gruntle Enterprise

Well looks like someone beat me to it though I though I would make my completely reasonable demands for a perfect man while I'm here, seeing as I'm far from it myself. Obviously by being here shows that I'm a socially inept demanding and wholly selfish person with a vastly over inflated sense of self important and a skewed self perspective of what I have to offer, though for the point of posting here, obviously I'm going to ignore that while I make my demands as do though out life while I think why there aren’t a line up of perfect princes on horses looking to fight though my bitter jadedness to whisk me away from one dream land to another..... So on with the typical w4m post ....... Firstly seeing as this is Vancouver and I'm a women interviewing for a man, you best turn up to your meeting with your accountant so I can review your worth, extra points for bringing your investment adviser and/or realtor. If they are rich enough I'll want their cards as they will be next when I'm done with you, so we might as well get that over and done with. Physically, well to be blunt you better turn up with your fashion portfolio showing the cat walk and swimsuit modelling you've done for at least 3 different brands, 6'3" is a min as is 0% body fat, also you must have been chaste for 5 years, 10 preferably, as you were obviously waiting for me. On the subject of me, you aren’t to look at another female or even interact with them unless it's completely necessary, bar the essentials (i.e. going to a bank to get me more of your money, or picking up my take away food) though on your return you better be ready to apologise unreservedly for thinking about her to me, buy something expensive to show you mean it as well. The other post mentioned a yacht, and I think that is perfectly reasonable, more of a basic requirement really, all "real men" have them, well that’s what cosmo and my lulu lemon wearing friends tell me and my pointless little dog likes them as well. The car that you give me, better be German or Italian, cost over 100 K and you can take care of all the bills and maintenance etc and things like that, it's what a "real man" would do ...... Intimacy ? Don't even think about it, that’s all men want from women, I know, your all the same. Your going to have to prove yourself to me over a 5 year vigil of your purity and devotion to me by abstaining. I on the other hand have needs, so I will have sex with whomever (or who ever, sammich or not) I want, not that I am really bothered as it's all about the money and making me look good anyway, I've been taught that sex is just a commodity and something I tolerate with guys to get what I want from them. This is Vancouver after all and I am a woman so I can do what I want while setting the demands for you. That is enough to start with, seeing as this is a typical w4m post ...... As for me ? Oh I'm quite average, have baggage and no real life experiences or interesting facets to my personality, but this is Vancouver so I get to make what I think are reasonable demands, as I'm demanding and unrealistic, though society here has taught me that is how I should behave as I have no integrity or sense of value for others, let alone myself. - A.Vanwoman. 0 Comments, 0 trackbacks (Trackback URL)