Desperate American Chic
February 24th, 2008 posted by Bender Rodríguez
From Craigslist London, which is polluted by an unending stream of posts from girls from the US.
Typical American broad here who excuses bad teeth, loves English
Accents (After all Mary Poppins and Walt Disneys Robin Hood are
accurate depictions of The English)
Also I love using phrases ad nauseum like "Accross the pond", "Yank", "Bloody" and/or "Blimey" and "Fancy".
Also I am convinced you all sip tea 24/7 whilst wearing derbys and say stuff like "quite" and "indeed" repatedly.
Also I have the impression all English are good friends with the Royal Family and you all live in Castles.
And of course I know you all love Tony Blair.
In exchange for this you get a woman who will see none of your obvious
flaws that your countrywomen hold against you, and you will get a blow
job each time you say things like "Tomaahto", bounus point for calling
Shrimp "Prawns".
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