January 30th, 2010 posted by Bender Rodríguez
President Barack Obama opened up and served a big ole can of whoopass to the Republicans. They didn't know if they were coming or going.
"As a young and foolish Centari, I swore that I would die on my feet, doing something nobel and brave and futile . . . It is better than waiting for the inevitable."
Ambassador Londo Mollari, of the Centauri Republic