"Early, early, early, early to the party, not late! Not like everyone else, the herds, the masses! I knew about it all first, I was there, goddamn it, I was right there, discovering it. Just me, me, me! But you weren't alone, sugar plum. We were all there. We all liked the same crap, and then we didn't like the stuff that came after that. And then we got fat and our hair started falling out and our backs started to hurt and we didn't like anything at all anymore."
Heather Havrilesky